Posted by: Puma1 | April 13, 2009

Pirate Terrorists Vow Revenge on America– Bring It On, Scumbags!

Somali pirates were quick to vow revenge over the shooting of their comrades, as well as a French military assault to rescue a yacht on Friday.

“The French and the Americans will regret starting this killing. We do not kill, but take only ransom. We shall do something to anyone we see as French or American from now,” Hussein, a pirate, told Reuters by satellite phone.

via U.S. Navy rescues captain, kills Somali pirates | Reuters.

Oh really? Hahahahahaha. Okay. Let’s see how that works out for you.

‘We’re not killers, we’re just kidnappers, tortures, and extortionists.’ Silly us, and here all this time we thought you were criminals. Thanks for setting the record straight.

Okay, pirates, but be warned when taking your revenge: rumors to the contrary this is still America. We don’t play that. Reports of our decline and fall have been greatly exaggerated.

Tell the pirate terrorists to bring it on: there’s 499,999,999 other Captain Phillips where he came from.

OH RLY?

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